English is just so silly

I am presently training my spellchecker.  I want walletcrising to be a word, like I am presently in a state of walletcrising.  Alas, it's not.

If I ever get any readers that work for Oxford, Merriam-Webster, or even Random House please let me make just one word.  Fret not, I will come up with something better than walletcrising.  I would like the good people at Oxford to note that I am a big fan of their comma.

I missed the bus that was supposed to be taking me to the park right now because of my wallet.  Whoops.  Fuck.  There will be gratuitous swearing in this blog.  However, I feel that that instance was absolutely necessary.

I love using that that.  English is just so silly sometimes.